Sexpot With Stretch Marks

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Hello cuties! Going with a thankful Thursday vibe here even though my two youngest sons are driving each other bonkers at the end of summer here. (I have five kiddos from 2 1/2 to 19.) I wanted to spread some positivity to all you mommies. If you lost your mojo, need a pick-me-up today or just like to read uplifting stuff, click below for a copy of my ebook, Sexpot With Stretch Marks~Fierce Musings Along the Journey to Self-Love with Sass.” Have a fabulous day!

Love, Jenny

I Would Have Been Burned At The Stake

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As I was driving to my middle son’s field trip yesterday, I had this song on repeat.  I was looking at the trees with so much love.  Truly, I can tap into to this pulse of the Universe.  This wild and ancient knowing of our true power and that of the Universe.  I’m so connected to nature.  It is a deep feeling I can’t explain really.  But as I was feeling so alive and in love with life, letting the music caress my soul, grateful I’m an entrepreneur and have the freedom to plan my life, day, and vibe.  I choose joy.  Is everything perfect in my life?  No.  But it’s pretty damn wonderful.

No makeup, just pure sunscreen and bug spray, full of happiness with my middle boy.  His trip was to Cold Spring Village in Cape May, NJ.  I have been there two other times, each on a field trip with my older two kids.  I forget everything each time, so it was new to me.  First stop was a home built in 1820.  I looked on the website and I think it’s the  Spicer-Leaming house.  We learned so much.  Like blow your mind learning.  Boys were married at 16, girls were married at 13.  Their parents choose who you would marry.  Men died at 45, women died at 35.  They often died at childbirth and disease was killing everyone off due to the uncleanliness and spread of germs. I think she said if you had 8 kids, 5 of them would die.  They didn’t name their babies until they were 9-12 months old.  Breaks my heart thinking of how much sadness that they had to deal with.  You had no freedom.  Women couldn’t even drink at the tavern.  LOL!  That was a dealbreaker for me.  I would have truly been burned at the stake.  I’m too rebellious by nature and ain’t no man gonna boss me around.  The moms and teachers were all saying how we would not have fit in then.  These women are independent and speak their minds.  My kind of gals.  Oh…and when you died, your family put your dead body on the kitchen table and put flowers around you so you didn’t stink as much.  The rotting body on the table caused many of the health problems obviously.

This guy was acting like he was a teacher back in the 1800’s. I stood outside to enjoy the sunshine with my friend, Jill. We could hear his sternness and then the kids laughed. He punished them by making one kid wear a dunce cap and another one by standing on a brick. It was to shame them. I can see how shame was so ingrained in that culture and the next two generations. Everyone was not allowed to feel. It was pretend, keep in line, be reserved. Wild was not allowed. Again, I would have been burned at the stake. I would have let my wild slip out at some point. I imagine there was no room for desire, so they had a lot of anger inside at not being allowed to be in love and make love to who they wanted. How many gay people died a regretful life having never truly loved back then?  I think about feelings, versus isn’t the carpenter exhibit cool. Although he did inspire Finn to want to be a carpenter now…for this week at least.

I got the feels for a second in the printing press seeing old newspapers and as a writer, thinking of how much freedom is created through writing. Not that I think they could write what whatever they wanted of course.  The first sign, how true is the top line!  The second part is hilarious.  The coffee sign cracked me up too.  Female writers always seemed so saucy and daring back in the day and of course…still.



The kids had a great day and so did I.  Hanging out with my girl, Jill, who was in our group needs to be done more often.  Duh…we talked about Prince.  I’m going to call her Princess from now on.  She’s the bees’ knees.  I got to give hugs and kisses to my friend. Christine’s daughter, Waverly.  I adore her and Christine.  I got to also hug my friend, Jaime, who I have not seen in ages.  Also, my friend Tobi who I feel like no time has passed since the field trip last year.  I was honored to get smiles and a few words from my friends Stacey, Jenny, Steffanie and a few other chicas.  Finn’s teacher, Mrs. Naplacic, is so real and funny.  That seems to be a theme around me.  I know so many fierce and fabulous women.  It’s so cool.

I had a newfound gratitude and fresh perspective on my life and how much freedom I have.  The day ended so beautifully with me putting on my bikini and heading to the beach with my hubby, kids, and meeting my fabulous photographer friend, Violet. She did my most recent photoshoot and she is not only a joy to work with, but super talented.  Just look at my website.

I took a picture of myself, her, the beach, and then my phone died and was off the grid for a few hours.  It was so freeing.  But I wish I could have shown you all the glorious blues that lit up my children’s eyes as the sun set.  It was a goosebump happy I’ll never forget.  Finn came down after his playdate on the playground.  I actually felt like a millionaire already.  I felt the riches.  I am so rich.  Whoa on the blessings for sure.  i could not have asked for more in that moment.

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My haven


My beautiful blue bracelet I bought for $3.15 cents on teh field trip. I thought I just wanted to get the blue for throat chakra work as I expand my audience. But it reminds of me blue skies. To keep my head in the clouds and focused on my dreams.


My friend and photographer, Violet Karyn. Click blow the picture for her website.

I tried to capture her beauty and how her mirrored glasses were reflecting the blues of the sky and ocean.  She looked so dreamy!  But she clearly is the photographer.  We talked God, problems, fears, had some laughs, and prayed together.  That’s how I roll.   The link to her website is below.

Violet Karyn Photography

Here’s the badass tee I’m wearing.

My shirts which would definitely gotten me burned.

Never be afraid of your wild.  It’s part of your power.  As women, it is what connects us to that force when we give birth.  You’re magic.  Be unapologetic true to you.  Have a blessed day, sweet cheeks!

P.S.  Ended the day with Skinnygirl Spicy Margaritas while watching Real Housewives and There Goes The Motherhood…cause you know…balance.  😉  A few of the moms from #TGTM were tweeting back to me so it was really fun.  They are some great moms.  Life is good.  Always look for the good.

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Why I’m Like a Kindergartner


Last week, I went on a class trip to the zoo with my yougest son’s kindergarten class. The teacher, Mrs. Riley, gave me a group of four kids, my son Seamus, another boy Andrew, and two girls, Holly, and Sarah. You can see them in the picture here with my hubby and youngest daughter, Dylan. (Thank God I had a helper!) The little girls rushed over to me and gushed, “I love your sunglasses. I love your lipstick. I love your love and your heart too. (one of my tats) I love your ring.” They were lovin’ me! They wanted to hold my hand. They are just fully themselves, uncensored and not holding back at all. I so love that! I always compliment people just like they did and I genuinely mean it. I think every woman is beautiful and I always tell them that.

I can TOTALLY come across like a Kindergartener!  I don’t hold back on love for sure. I can make friends in an instance. Like real friends, no BS, no chit chat…but like meaty…although I don’t eat meat. Let’s go with juice. I love juicy friendships that nourish my soul and/or they crack me the hell up. Heart and humor are essential. Having a heart-to-heart’s is one of my favorite things in the world. It makes me feel more connected to them, myself, and the Divine. I love sharing my truths right off the bat and don’t want to wait ten years to get to know someone for real. Life’s too short for that. I don’t need more acquaintances.  I do soul sisters.  I think it’s obvious I’m super affectionate and that hugs are a requirement.

I also react with the same enthusiasm as a Kindergartner…to the animals at the zoo and life in general. Just ask my mom, sister, and daughter. Every time we go to New York City to see a Broadway show, it’s like a spiritual experience for me. I get so giddy. Of course I get like that in Disney too because, well it’s HappyWorld!  I see all the details and get distracted by cool things but I am very present when I am focused on someone. If I’m with a client, I am fully present. I sit on comfy chair in my bedroom and my three littles take turns snuggling with me and telling me about whatever they want. The other night I became the Life coach to Seamus, his teddy bear, Buzz LightYear, and Rapper the pig (which is actually a cow stuffed animal).  He asked me if there was anything he could help me with. He was so genuine and I felt his whole heart in those words. His eyes were so wise and I saw him growing up. Last night, he asked me to sing him a song. I do not sing well…AT ALL. So I sang “You are my Sunshine.” He said, “You can do it. You’re did a good job,” and other sweet things as he was mentoring me in that moment. i love magical moments like that. I have a lot of them, just like Kindergartner.

Yesterday, I got into an argument with one of my kids and then my hubby pointed out where I was wrong and I acted like a brat when I felt judged. But like a kindergartner, I got over it in a minute. Literally, I went to the bathroom and was over it completely withing three minutes max. I spoke with my hubby and the kid I argued with. I said I was sorry and we said what would be good for us both to work on. I say sorry easily and do not need to be right all the time. I wear my heart on my sleeve and you always know how I feel. I am totally a kindergartener!  Shout to my Kindergarten teach who I loved, Miss Bono, who is actually a Facebook friend of mine.

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Top left:  First day of Kindergarten.  Top right:  Already posing…airplane or cheerleader arms?  Bottom left:  Me smiling of course Bottom right:  Rockin’ a red shirt and pigtails.

::NEW MOON:: March 8th

Simple as a pimple astro info:

Today is the New Moon. It’s also an Eclipse. Epic energy today. New beginnings are magnified with the Eclipse energy. Write down your intentions. Feel into what you really, really want. You get to create. Practice the feeling of what you desire. Set it free and let it go into the wind and beyond the ether. The Universe supports intention and attention. Focus on purpose.

What do you want? Don’t be afraid to declare it!

I would like to support your intention with this New Moon. It may be a word/theme of one or more, a state or feeling, a tangible goal, or am “I AM” power statement.

Manifestations, Clarity, Abundance, Mojo
I usher in a deeper connection to Spirit and more inner peace.
I call in five more Immersion Gold clients and I will change their lives for the epic better.
I AM a confident, successful, passionate, and prosperous goddess.
I intend to fire up my purpose to the next level.

What is yours? (Remember you are worthy and it is possible.)
Comment below. xoxo

The F word…and Captain Obvious post of the day.


Captain Obvious post of the day…I’m a little bitchy without wine…

Well also, no sugar, dairy, or gluten. Lots of great awareness of my anger today. Not wanting to take responsibility for how I feel. Kids are home from school and did not want to run errands. My husband bribed them. I was salty. Story in my mind…”I can’t have what I want.” HUGE! BIGGIE! This is a limiting belief many have. Life coaches are still people and are working on their own stuff. I dropped the story and took my sweet ass out in the freezing cold and boom…shit was shifted.

No lie, I dreamed about bread, cheese, and money and the night before I dreamt about the liquor store. NO LIE! Cheers to 2/12. (I did a 30 Day challenge for myself on 1/11)

********If we were to have a snowstorm, I decree the no wine to be null and void. I ain’t that crazy! 😉

Now for the F word…

What do you need help with?
What are you afraid to look at within yourself?
Why do you feel stuck?
Are you willing to ask for help and be vulnerable to put your shit out there? Are you ready to shift it?

The difference in “shit” and “shift” is one letter. F
Do you secretly say to yourself…Fuck yeah I’m ready to change! I’m fucking sick of this! What the fuck is wrong with me!?!? Let us look at some other F words to add.

What if we looked at adding fun?
What about focus?
What about your fierce?
Are you in the flow?
Do you know how fabulous you are?

Do you know you have it within yourself? Yes, you do! Whether it is weight, business, prosperity, relationships…whatever shit you are sick of…I can help. Let’s shift this together. You don’t have to do it alone.

Let’s do fun, focus, fierce, flow, and fabulous you, Foxy! You got this!

Chakras FAQ:

Q: What the heck are chakras, woo woo girl?
A. Chakras are the seven centers in our bodies in which energy flows through, our prana, our life force. They are associated special areas of our physical and mental/emotional bodies. When they are out of whack, we are whack and cannot manifest what we want. It’s like whack-a-mole where we try to squash problems, dramas with people, or “issues.” Then we try a million different things to create what we want and nothing works. They have been mentioned in the spiritual texts Yoga Upanishads since as far back as 600 B.C. There is a ton you can learn about them, but I like to make it simple and practical to empower you. Knowing how your own energy works is the key to freedom.

Q. How do you read chakras?
A. After studying them off and on for 18 years, they just speak to me. Yes, I speak chakra but not in words always. I’m aware of the energy. If you’ve coached with me on the past year, you know I don’t “think” about it, it just happens.  I think it’s super important to know what is the “problem” so we find a “solution” but think of it more as questions creating answers and contrast manifesting expansion of a new you/life/experience.

Q. How do you balance chakras and clear the blocks.
A. I teach a chakra meditation that you can do for yourself but I supercharge it with affirmations. Seeing where they are not flowing through your awareness is like therapy for the emotional and spiritual bodies (sometimes even the physical ones). I show you how your relationships are actually teaching about where your life force is not flowing unhindered and where you have leaky energy and feel drained. We also work on your auric field so you are not absorbing other people’s energy like a sponge or you are not constantly triggered with Swiss cheese energy.  People see the weak spots or sense the holes in your energy unconsciously.  Think of how you feel around crowds or certain people and if you are sensitive to energy, you know exactly that feeling.

Q. Will just wearing the color of a chakra or a stone that correlates with that chakra heal drama or trauma stuff in a chakra?
A. No. You must be shifting something with thoughts or energy as well. You got to get real with your shadow, love the shit out of it, and then do the Law of Attraction and woo woo magic. Yoga and meditation are gateways as well, but you must bring your spiritual practice and self-growth energy into your every day life.

Q. Can we open our chakras to flow perfectly permanently?
A.  Maybe if you lived in an ashram in meditation for hours or in a hut in the middle of nowhere.  We live in a modern society and we can be affected by the collective consciousness energy like fear, worry, anxiety if we don’t keep our vibe high.  I don’t make a big deal of them not being optimal constantly because I think of them as the same as when you have tension in your shoulders and get a massage.  They hold energy imprints just like our cells and physical bodies.  A chakra balancing is like a tune-up is to your car, as is a massage to your body.  You must do the daily upkeep though.  Do what brings you joy.  Find out what raises your vibration.

Q.  What’s the simple rundown of each one?
A.  You can do research your whole entire life on these and still find new info.  There are chants and yoga poses, jewelry, essential oils, and products to go along with them, but the super simple 411 can be found in my FREE 7 day course Chakratstic which you sign up here:

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